green-satan:

milkybabie:

I was in love with this boy once so I started to beat him up everyday but people thought we were rough housing bc boys can’t like each other and one day I was like “dude I like you a lot but I can’t cope with my feelings so I beat you up im sorry” and he was like “dude that’s really chill we can hold hands if you want??? Btw you have really good punches.” And that’s the story of how I had my first boyfriend

that was wild from start to finish


vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw

vikingserket:

wakaswagihomie:

I TRIED TO TAKE A PICTURE OF YEEHAW YAWNING AND

is your cat called yeehaw



imtheking-bitches:

Black Friday came early this year.

imtheking-bitches:

Black Friday came early this year.


thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work
And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw

thefuuuucomics:

Just imagine turning up to work

And knowing that it’s your job to slap someone with a fake cat paw


pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT

pizzaotter:

jodyrobots:

if i were a nun I would wear heelies and glide everywhere just to fuck with people

NO DONT DO THAT


sixpenceee:

racingbarakarts:

racingbarakarts:

If my dog wants my attention, she quickly licks my mute button on my laptop so my music will shut off and i will pet her

image

im not kidding

reasons I need a dog



teddytrumpet:

gotpasta:

cosbyykidd:

sickomobb:

ghivashels:

colinmorgasms:

what if obama does the ice bucket challenge and nominates queen elizabeth

what if obama actually talks about what’s going on in ferguson

what if obama stopped exterminating the middle eastern population with drones

what if obama lowered my gotdamn tuition

What if everyone gets educated and stops acting like the President can make decisions for the country by themselves

^that one